January 19, 2009

Dumb law day (CA style)

It is time to start with some of the stated of America starting with California

1. It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle.
2. One may not bring their dog to school. (explain this to a blind person)
3. It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
4. Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal. (why?)
5. Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law. (Mooooo)
6. It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.
7. You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
8. City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash. (I think this typo needs to be fixed that or the BDSM community is using it to its fullest)
9. Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. (though it is a great party trick!)
10. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. (but officer)

2 comments:

  1. You think those are weird? In Minnesota it is illegal to cross the border to Wisconsin with a duck on your head

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  2. now what would one be doing with a duck on their head? who makes these laws? ok next week I will do Minnesota :-)

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