Dumb law day

While going with the flow and seeing how this blog comes a long I have decided that Monday will be "Dumb law day"
Seeing my Guest Blogger is from The United Kingdom I decided to do 10 Dumb laws in England.

1, No cows may be driven down the roadway between 10 AM and 7 PM unless there is prior approval from the Commissioner of Police.
2, Divorces are outlawed. (makes you wonder huh?)
3, In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet.
4, It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
5, It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down
6, It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (I wonder what the punishment is, death maybe?)
7, All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.
8, It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar).
9, It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person.
10, The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen